Hamlet - Antichrist?

Good evening, Bloggers. Well, with the conclusion of Hamlet now out of the way there is something that has been pressing on everyone's mind - is Hamlet legitimately crazy, dutiful, or something else? Well, tonight I will be analyzing Hamlet's role as the antichrist, and the striking similarities between the two characters. My source comes from the book of revelations and Daniel, and my inspiration comes from a recent forwarded email from my nearly facist grandmother on the similarities between Obama and the antichrist (FYI: Reagan had more similarities than Obama). So, let us begin.
1. He comes from among ten kings in the restored Roman Empire; his authority will have similarities to the ancient Babylonians, Persians, and Greeks [Daniel 7:24; Rev 13:2 / Daniel 7:7] Alright, so young Hamlet doesn't come from one of the ten restored Roman kings - but his entire identity as an actor IS based from the classics - from the Greeks! If he were to actually have become king, he would've obviously reigned with those in mind. Sh-bam.
2. He will subdue three kings [Daniel 7:8, 24] Old Hamlet, Uncle Clauds, and Fortinbras - there's three for you.
3. He is different from the other kings [Daniel 7:24] Of course he is - he was SUPPOSED TO BE KING (never really got there) AND WAS MOST LIKELY THE MOST MENTALLY INSANE.
4. He will rise from obscurity…a “little horn” [Daniel 7:8] Hamlet's rise to destroy Claudius was pretty obscure, right out of left field for those Danish onlookers. Princes killing kings? Nonsense.
5. He will speak boastfully [Daniel 7:8; Rev 13:5] Give me that man That is not passion's slave, and I will wear him In my heart's core, ay, in my heart of heart, As I do thee. Enough said.
6. He will blaspheme God, [Daniel 7:25; 11:36; Rev 13:5] slandering His Name, dwelling place, and departed Christians and Old Testament saints [Rev 13:6] Hamlet gets very existentialist in the third soliloquy (To be or not to be), and many Elizabethians would have agreed good ol' Hamlet's pessimism could very well be associated with the devil. Also, him associating with ghost dad was in itself forsaking God.
7. He will try to change the calendar, perhaps to define a new era, related to himself [Daniel 7:25] Okay, so look at it this way. Hamlet did take out Claudius (and himself) and established Denmark in a new era with Fortinbras. That is definitely a new era. He gets a point for this one.
8. He will try to change the laws, perhaps to gain an advantage for his new kingdom and era
[Dan 7:25] He goes AGAINST laws to gain advantage for his kingdom, by planning for 5 acts to kill Claudius. I know, a far stretch. Also, Hamlet's political skills aren't as good as, per se, his being a witty jerk skills.
9. He will not be succeeded by another earthly ruler, but by Christ [Daniel 7:26-27] As you can clearly see, this is obviously Horatio's opinion at the end of the play. Not that Fortinbras is Christ, no no no - that the only person who can TRUMP Hamlet is Christ. Horatio was a big Hamlet fan, you see.
13. He will not answer to a higher earthly authority; “He will do as he pleases”[Daniel 11:36] DO I NEED EVEN A RESPONSE FOR THIS? REALLY?
The entire play, with such strikes as "A little less than kin" and "Get thee to a nunnery", Hamlet answers to HIMSELF - reminiscent of a Monique-esque persona. Hamlet still inspires many divas today.
I think I'll stop at the lucky number 13...I may continue this countdown next week. THE EVIDENCE IS OUT THERE PEOPLE.

Hamlet - A Pretentious Jerk?

Hamlet honestly just strikes me as one of those guys who really has an ego problem. You know, a complete narcissist. Well, this week I would like to examine what a narcissist is, the disorder associated with it, and other literary characters who would fit this example.
The following criteria characterizes a person with a Narcissistic personality disorder:
1. has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
- Well, this can definitely be attributed to Hamlet. Especially in regards to his stage presence and his intellectual persona.
2. is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
- I would say he's obsessed with the fact that he has to kill Claudius...perhaps that fits in this category? Its hard to say how Hamlet was before all the drama.
3. believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
- Well, his soliloquys kind of imply this, don't you think? That he can't comminucate with the people within his world, so he has to talk to himself. Naturally.
4. requires excessive admiration
- If we look to our girl Ophelia on this one, this is a yes.
5. has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
- Um, he does get pretty angry about the whole his mom having an incestuous affair with Claudius. File this under sense of entitlement.
6. is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
- Oh very much so! Let's look back at Ophelia, to prove he's mad he basically goes crazy as crap on her just to better position himself in his "wit chessgame".
7. lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
- Well, depending on the interpretation, Hamlet is either concerned for the livelihood of Ophelia and his mother or he just uses them because they're women and that's what they're good for. I'm going with the latter intepretation.
8. is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
- I'm sure he belives that Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are jealous of his awesome wit skills. What with all those references to fortune.
9. shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
- Basically every single time Hamlet speaks.
Well, what other literary characters also illustrate a narcissistic personality? Well, for the perfect example, I'd go with The Picture of Dorian Gray - if I remember correctly he even admitted he was a narcissist. If you want to get on the slightly more disturbing side, the narrator of American Psyche (the most disgusting book you will ever read - that's not even an opinion its a fact) is a cold blooded narcissist. Additional narcissists could be every single king in medieval europe, every single person on a TV reality show, and of course Lord Byron.

Character VS. Plot driven - is that the question?

So, recently I was listening to NPR, (NPR's major demographic consists of female, democratic cat owners between the ages of 50-80 I presume) and there was this article on how most stories nowadays are either truly plot driven, or character driven. Although you may not be able to tell from the finished product, in the rough draft stages, so far back even to the inspiration of the story, is typically either character or plot. Now, when I first heard this I couldn't really imagine how something could be truly character driven. I mean, when I personally think of award winning novel ideas what typically comes to mind is extreme settings with lengthy plots. Characters come secondary to the plot, in my mind at least. But then again, everyone is different. According to the article, most writers have a preference for one style of writing over another. Some writers are more adept at developing complex, interesting, and unique characters. Others excel at action packed, page turning adventures. Take for example, the adventures of Indiana Jones - clearly a character driven story all the way. Included in this category would be 007, even if Rodger Moore could out act Pierce Brosman any day of the week. However, think to stories more like The Giver, the dystopian future clearly impacts the behaviors of all of the characters involved in the story. I was thinking about this some more, and I ask you to question this as well: is Hamlet a character driven or plot driven story? Although some may think this is obviously a no brainer, just take some time to think about it.
The title of the play is Hamlet. Boom, right there, tells you that Shakespeare sat down with a witty prince in mind and formed an entire political empire's drama around him. The characters stand out so much in Hamlet, and in the rest of Shakespeare's works for that matter, because they're dramatic acts and you read the story completely invested in the character. The way I like to think about if its more so a plot driven or character driven plot is to ask yourself: describe in one sentence the story. However, the hard thing with Shakespeare is that he is such a master of language and writing that he blends both plot and character together simultaneously. Take for example, Romeo and Juliet. Guy falls in love with girl, is forced apart by their families, their inexpressible love for each other tears them apart and they die tragically? It sounds awkward. But, this was kind of bothering me as I was listening to NPR because I honestly could not categorize Hamlet as either character or plot driven. So I ventured to wikipedia to find a one sentence solution there, and it gave me nothing: "The play, set in Denmark, recounts how Prince Hamlet exacts revenge on his uncle Claudius, who has murdered Hamlet's father, the King, and then taken the throne and married Gertrude, Hamlet's mother." So basically, Shakespeare defies all laws of literature.
In essence, I feel as if I should start listening to stations actual teenagers listen to so that I don't stay awake at night pondering Shakespeare. Its rather annoying.